Posts Tagged ‘Mila Kunis’

DATING: ‘Black Swan’ gets Swan-ier. Cause they’re pretty, get it?

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Moons ago I wrote a post about Darren Aronofsky working on a project called ‘Black Swan.’  Natalie Portman was in line to play the lead.  Somewhere between then and now, Mila Kunis was announced as her co-star and rival ballerina as the plot goes.

Um, hello, all together now: JACKPOT.


I saw this picture today and realized that these two are begging for a ‘who’s hotter’ poll and I’m here to oblige.  For the record, Team Mila all the way.

Now it’s your turn, but I don’t want to make the options boring, so let’s play the childhood classic -  F, Marry, Kill.  And we’ll throw in Kate Gosselin to fill in the gap.

FOREPLAY with Mila Kunis

Monday, July 27th, 2009


Mila in ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ – another cutesy, sexy, clueless role for our gal.

I know what (at least some of) you boys are thinking. FOREPLAY? With Mila Kunis? Hellz yea! Unfortunately, it’s just clever categorization on our part. We’re talkin’ bout Mila in talks to star opposite Natalie Portman in Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan. Foreplay with Mila AND Natalie? Hellz yea! Wrong again. They’ll be playing rivals – kind of – since Mila’s character may or may not be a figment of Natalie’s imagination. The world may never know.

I’m gunnin’ for Mila to sign on to this project because I would LOVE for her to break out of her unfortunate typecast and tell us that she CAN act. There’s something about her that takes her out of the ‘completely vapid’ category, but I’d like to be able to say that yes, she’s a good actress. Granted, there was the whole Max Payne thing but really, we can’t blame her for that. If this whole Black Swan thing works out, there might be a Mila Kunis Fan Club in the works. Anyone with me?

AT FIRST SIGHT: ‘Extract’ – Not at all what that title makes you imagine.

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Who’s not sick of Jason Bateman?  (I raise hand.)

Who thinks Mila Kunis is impossibly cute and charming? (My hand is still up.)

Who finds the mere image of Ben Affleck in a long haired stoner wig amusing? (I make a shruggy ‘ehhhh’ expression.)

Who loved ‘Office Space’ and considers themself a true Mike Judge fan?! (I try to raise my hand, but my brother doesn’t let me.  Because no I haven’t seen ‘Idiocracy’ yet, it’s not even on my queue.  Look, I’m sorry, I’m adding it now!)

Mike Judge has a new comedy coming out!  I got you a trailer of it!  (Hold out til the end, k?)

What do you think?  Looks funny enough right?  J.K. Simmons and Kristen Wiig 4evs and also yes that is ‘Vote for Pedro’ Pedro there in the hat.  Comes out on Labor Day.  Get it?????

Fun fact: Mike Judge was born in Ecuador.

You’re welcome.